Showing posts with label roulette. Show all posts
Showing posts with label roulette. Show all posts

Thursday, 2 June 2011

James F. Coyle's Roulette-Beating Brain


Beyond Belief, the new book by James F. Coyle, is described as "The Ultimate Mind-Power Manual".



Casual browsers expecting a book about speed reading, memory techniques or mind mapping are going to be disappointed.

"If you were told that you could use your mind to influence a slot machine or dice fall... would you find this beyond belief?... Use [a] dream technique to solve medical problems... Determine luck cycle in advance for financial windfalls..."

Financial windfalls, you say? Tell me more!

"Would you find it somewhat amazing if you learnt that while in the alpha/theta state you can communicate quite easily with dolphins? ...And if you discovered that you can use this same dream control to solve your personal medical problems would this make life easier? ...But even better still, what if you were informed that you could use an easy-to-learn mental trigger that will tell you which slot machine to play, which scratch-it ticket to buy, which colour to bet on at roulette and which likely numbers to enter in the lotto... with a possible 70-80% chance of being correct? Well, you may be somewhat stunned to learn that all of this is now possible..."

Alas, I don't have the address of the Vanuatu Advertising Standards Authority to hand.

Instead, I'll just pass his advert in the UK edition of Nexus Magazine (available here) to the British ASA.

"I'm writing to complain about an advert in the UK edition of Nexus magazine (Apr-May 2011, p62).

The advert, for James F. Coyle, promotes the book "Beyond Belief".

1. "Beyond Belief by James F. Coyle - THE ULTIMATE MIND-POWER MANUAL - If you were told that you could use your mind to influence a slot machine or dice fall... would you find this beyond belief?... Use [a] dream technique to solve medical problems... Determine luck cycle in advance for financial windfalls..."

2. "Would you find it somewhat amazing if you learnt that while in the alpha/theta state you can communicate quite easily with dolphins? ...And if you discovered that you can use this same dream control to solve your personal medical problems would this make life easier? ...But even better still, what if you were informed that you could use an easy-to-learn mental trigger that will tell you which slot machine to play, which scratch-it ticket to buy, which colour to bet on at roulette and which likely numbers to enter in the lotto... with a possible 70-80% chance of being correct? Well, you may be somewhat stunned to learn that all of this is now possible..."

I'd like to challenge whether the claim of predicting the outcomes of slot machines, scratch cards, games of roulette and lotteries, the claim of communicating with dolphins, the claim of using dreams to "solve medical problems" and the claim of achieving "financial windfalls" exaggerate the accuracy of the book.

I can confirm that I have no connections with the advertiser."

Sunday, 26 September 2010

Finbarr's Lucky Numbers


Another advert from Finbarr International, the wackiest booksellers in Kent.


"Important information about numbers and their astonishing power to make [you] lucky...if you can count from 1 to 9, you can use this book!...You don't have to worry about numbers above 9!"

Phew! That's a relief.


But wait! Don't roulette tables use numbers greater than... er, nine?

"MAN LIVES FROM GAMBLING! His speciality is the roulette wheel, for it is one of the casino devices in which it is genuinely possible to win. The book tells you how he found his lucky numbers. He has not had to work for years, but he does need to travel a lot, for he cannot keep going to the same casinos!"

If spinning wheels make you giddy, perhaps you'd prefer to try your luck at the racetrack?

"A young Quebec man loved the races, but was sustaining heavy losses and was in danger of being declared bankrupt. The author showed him how to find his lucky numbers, for he had been using the wrong numbers. IN ONE WEEK, HE PICKED SIX WINNING HORSES AT THE TRACK, NETTING HIM OVER $200,00! He has not looked back since!"

I hope he didn't bet on the Grand National. More than nine horses in it, you know.

ASA complaint follows, etc...

"I write to complain about an advert appearing in "Old Moore's Almanack (2011)" (2011 edition, published in June 2010, p29).

The advert, for Finbarr International, promotes a book called "1 to 9 - NUMBERS AND THEIR AMAZING EFFECT ON LUCK!"

I suspect that the advert may be in breach of several sections of the British Code of Advertising, Sales Promotion and Direct Marketing (CAP) code (2010). I enclose a scan of the advert.

1. The advert begins with the text:

"'I never knew my real lucky numbers until I read this.'...IMPORTANT INFORMATION ABOUT NUMBERS AND THEIR ASTONISHING POWER TO MAKE ONE LUCKY"

2. The advert contains the following text:

"MAN LIVES FROM GAMBLING! His speciality is the roulette wheel, for it is one of the casino devices in which it is genuinely possible to win. The book tells you how he found his lucky numbers. He has not had to work for years, but he does need to travel a lot, for he cannot keep going to the same casinos! Another man won the raffle prize for 8 consecutive weeks until he was banned from entry by the organisers!"

3. The advert later continues:

"A widow distressed by her overdue mortage payments used the 1-to-9 formula when she entered the local lottery. She immediately won $355, but much more was to come: 3 weeks later, she scooped $32,359, and a month after that, $1,651! Anxiety about her mortgage is now a thing of the past..."

4. The advert contains several more claims of people enjoying success in gambling and lotteries.

5. Under Section 3.7 of the CAP Code (2010) I challenge whether the advertiser can substantiate any of the following claims, and under Section 3.8 I challenge whether the claims "exaggerate the value, accuracy, scientific validity or practical usefulness" of the advertised book:

(i) The odds offered at roulette tables allow them to beaten, over the long term
(ii) The "1-to 9 formula" can be used to make profits at roulette tables
(iii) The "1-to 9 formula" can be used to win raffles across many successive weeks
(iv) The "1-to 9 formula" can be used to repeatedly win large amounts of money in local and state lotteries
(iv) The "1-to 9 formula" can be used reliably to pick winners at the race track
(v) The "1-to 9 formula" can be used to make profits at craps (dice) tables in casinos

6. Under Section 16.3.15 of the Code, I challenge whether the advert "exploit[s] cultural beliefs or traditions about gambling or luck".

7. I confirm that I have no connections with the advertiser or the magazine. I confirm that I am not involved in legal proceedings with the advertiser or the magazine."